How to build an upside down house

How to build an upside down house

OK, the first thing you do is join a dating site and look for people with the odd condition known as GMICFTLDU and then once you have made contact you then begin the process of intelligent design selection. This done, you express your inner most feelings and if your lucky hook the right one!

The next six months is spent paying phone bills , fight tickets and eventually you get a permanent visa and marriage like...mean while your spouse with the GMICFTLDU condition (incurable by the way) tells you that he is already building your new love nest and sends you the detailed plans and then about 2 months later he sends you a link to the builders virtual web site and you give the final approval as you scan the site .You tell Him are so happy he built such a wonderful house and home but however due to the fact that an old boy friend has come back from Iraq and still wants to marry you and you feel the same you can not marry him and you are terribly sorry and never meant to hurt him.

So that is how you build an upside down house and if you want to see it. Just contact Bruce@GMICFTLDU.roo..... Which means ‘Good day mate I Come From The land Down Under'?